Take a break and read this, I bet you gonna enjoy it .

Oh Take small tym and enjoy dis....
Different Types Of Banks
(girls) In Nigeria 😀😀
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is
called "Commercial Bank".
2. A girl who calls you for food always is called "Agricultural Development Bank".��
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family
members is called "National Investment Bank".
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is "Social Security Bank".
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity Bank". 🙅🙅
6. A girl who loves every available man is "Access Bank". 🙆🙆
7. A girl who dates men from different countries is "Intercontinental bank".��
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is called "Micro Finance Bank".
9. Dating a woman older than u is called "Wema Bank".
10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank". ✍
11. A girl whose guy disvirgined her is called, "Firstbank". 😬
12. A girl who uses all ur money to buy jewelries is called "Diamond bank".
Ladies which "Bank" Are You?
Guys Which "Bank" is ur Girlfriend...???
Pls be honest....
Mine is 10 oh

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Oh Read and Laugh... Say yes to creativity

English Lesson!
Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are examples:
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?
Now, who can give me another example?
Abu: Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?
Teacher: What kind of sentence is that, please who can help correct him?
Akpos: Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Teacher: You guys must be stupid! Must you joke with everything? Óyá, Emmanuella! I know you're brilliant. Give us an example.
Emmanuella: Na motor go kill our teacher, killn't him?
Teacher: Na motor go kill your papa, papan't u?
You all are now laughing. Laughin't u?😀😀😀😀😀dont laugh alone put a smile on someone's face.
Which is the person that cares 4 u Love u

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Take A Break And Laugh Away Your Sorrow..Lol

WHO MUMU PASS?
1. Hausa man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi
2. Igbo man who went to the bank with a spanner to
open a
bank account
3. Yoruba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know
how
long he slept.
4. Tiv man who watched the news and waved at the
newscaster.
5. An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply
because
she forgot to give him sleeping pills.
6. An Igala man who lowered his TV volume because he
wanted
to read a text message.
7. An Ikwere man who polished his shoes to take a
passport
photo
8.An Isoko man who climbed a mango tree to check if
the
mango was ripe enough then came down and started
throwing
stones at it
9. A fulani man who choose to drink fanta because he
thought
sprite was unripe.
10. A Gbagyi man who saw something like shit, touched
and
tasted then said "hmmmm"na shit oo!!! thank God oh say
I
no
march am.
11. An Idoma man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to cool fm.....

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